Aristocrat Seeks Younger Wife With Shotgun Skills

A 79-year-old millionaire aristocrat is reportedly on the lookout for a wife who is at least 20 years younger. His specific requirements include the potential bride being taller than 5ft 6 inches and possessing a shotgun licence, notably excluding those who read The Guardian.

In a separate event, one dedicated individual endured a 19-hour wait to secure a year's worth of chicken sandwiches from a recently launched Popeye's branch in Swindon. This extreme demonstration of brand loyalty highlights the anticipation for the new eatery.

Additionally, a growing number of Bristol City football fans are turning to non-league games. They cite the prohibitive cost of away match tickets as the reason, with recent pricing for a Coventry away game—£38 for adults and £28 for children—sparking significant fan backlash and accusations of 'pure greed'.