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Football's Doom: Klosterman Predicts 2065 End
6 Feb
Summary
- Chuck Klosterman predicts American football's obsolescence around 2065.
- The game's slow-twitch structure and media fragmentation fuel its decline.
- College football is already fractured by transfer portals and NIL deals.
Chuck Klosterman's "Football" presents a somber outlook on America's most popular sport, forecasting its obsolescence by roughly 2065. While the Super Bowl continues to draw massive audiences, Klosterman argues that the game's inherent slow-twitch structure, combined with media fragmentation, is setting the stage for its decline.
Klosterman critiques how video games and fantasy football create layers of separation, enabling fans to ignore risks like player brain injuries. He notes that college football is already significantly fractured by the transfer portal and name-image-likeness agreements, shattering historic rivalries.
Despite the sport's current ubiquity, Klosterman posits that football is a "$25 billion simulacrum," detached from a society that is moving forward. He describes the game as an "expository obituary," published prematurely, suggesting its eventual demise in the leisure activities timeline.
