Andrew Demands Millions to Vacate Royal Lodge

Prince Andrew is reportedly refusing to leave the Royal Lodge, the estate he has occupied for years, after King Charles ordered his departure. Reports indicate that Andrew is demanding a staggering £75,000,000 as a condition for vacating the property.

Further demands include a substantial replacement home in Sandringham, complete with a full staff including a cook, gardener, housekeeper, driver, and ongoing police protection. These negotiations are described as 'crawling,' suggesting a complex and protracted process.

Sources close to Andrew claim he believes he has fulfilled all requests and deserves fair treatment. However, former courtiers suggest this is typical of Andrew, viewing the situation as a financial buyout where he will meticulously negotiate every detail.