Conan Mocks Harvard Lawsuit: 'I'm Suing Too!'

Conan O'Brien delivered a humorous commencement address, playfully announcing his own lawsuit against Harvard University. He listed several personal grievances, such as the "cast iron bunk bed" in his dorm and the impracticality of scheduling early morning and late afternoon classes across campus. O'Brien also quipped about his "less than spectacular undergraduate sex life" and a particularly dreadful performance by the Harvard Krokodiloes singing group.

The comedian further targeted a specific meal, "Captain Ben's fish spaghetti," questioning the combination of cod and spaghetti. He then turned to the Trump administration's lawsuit, which alleged Harvard admitted too many foreign students. O'Brien sarcastically highlighted the significant contributions foreigners have made to American culture across various fields, including arts, science, and cuisine, implicitly mocking the administration's rationale.