Colbert Quips: "Can't Make Me Do a Podcast!"

In a recent interview, former TV host Stephen Colbert was asked a number of probing questions about his personal life and future plans. When asked about smoking weed during a cover shoot, Colbert jokingly responded, "You can't prove that was a joint. Get a warrant." He went on to say he does know the difference between indica and sativa, thanks to his eighth-grade health class.

However, Colbert was adamant that he won't be starting a podcast anytime soon, even if it would allow him to smoke weed freely. "I'm not going to do a podcast," he said proudly. "You cannot make me do a podcast. There's nothing in the Constitution that says when you lose your TV show, you have to get a podcast."

Colbert also poked fun at his retirement plans, quipping that by "retiring" the interviewers must have meant "firing." He joked about the size of his 401k and said he was considering growing a beard like former late-night host David Letterman. Overall, Colbert remained coy and humorous when pressed about his personal life and future endeavors.